January 2012
18 posts
Telling a person how you feel is probably the...
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When you're starving and your parents ask you what... →
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Me: YOU ARE SO LITTLE YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE ARMPIT HAIR YET
Brother: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET
Me: ok
So I was playing Akinator, the Web Genius.
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I chose myself.
“You have defeated me.”
Good.
I try to do my homework but I easily get...
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December 2011
23 posts
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2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
chelsaywhat:
stockade:
What if animals love having makeup tested on them and they hate PETA for taking away their daily dose of fabulous
omg.
scrotumblr:
enjoy this christmas. it will be your last
John: hey, dad, you promised you would give me $50
Dad: No, I didn't.
Me: Dad, don't you know your son well enough by now to know that he says random shit all the time
Dad: watch your language !
Mom: yeah, Amanda, the word random is offensive.
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